I officially own a condo and it is adorable. After my lawyer/Uncle started yelling at my realtor at the closing everything was smooth sailing, hehe! We bought a flat screen 46 inch Aquos TV which S. wanted to make love to and moved everything in on Saturday. Can I tell you how much I love being a women on the those days. Its universally known for any man who is moving to get another man to help. I will help you open the doors and unpack but I am not about moving huge couches, tables and beds. Thank god for ovaries and men's outdated view that we are too weak to handle it. It works in my advantage and I am fine with that.

Basically all weekend we just spent unpacking and decorating. S. was amazing and is great with tools. He didn't complain once and the place is looking more and more like home. We have very different changes. I want to repaint the cabinets and refinish our bedroom set but besides that everything else is new. With that said having a whole new bathroom is the most amazing thing not only because of the obvious advantages but I CAN TAKE A BATH! I have not taken a fucking bath in over 4 years. I am not a crazy anal retentive clean person but there was no way I was laying in the bath where 4 guys clean their dirty feet and jerk off on a weekly basis. So today on my lunch break I am going to buy a really nice bubble bath to just soak. Ahhhh that might be as orgasmic as well.....a orgasm.

It feels so fabulous to own our own place for some reason it makes me feel more adult! I know I know that sounds retarded but at the same time it is true. Well back to pretending to be an adult.

P.S. Say a prayer I have an interview tomorrow...which means I am calling out of work to take the interview.

Buying a condo sucks

OK, OK I know I have control issues but this condo shit is so retarded. Basically we have been working toward this condo the last month and a half. All of the participates are always saying "Everything is on track, etc" but I find out last week it is not! It is not at all, with all the problems with foreclosures, and mortgages the undersriter is giving us a really difficult time. First off I do not understand this since S. and I make more than enough (coimbined we make how much the condo is being sold for) and we are not buying a 250,000 dollar house it is a one bedroom condo aka apartment that we technically own. Seriously these problems would not bother me except the closing is supposed to be this friday! WTF! Hmmmm going to continue to chew on my nails.
In other news the "moving out of the apartment" party we had this weekend was a blast (ironic since we might not get it now) with the whole crew there including my sisters. I had just enough booze to feel drunk but not sick drunk and I kicked ass on the beer pong table. I surprise guys since they think I am just a girl in a hot skirt but oh no I become BEER PONG QUEEN and won over 12 games in a row, and lets face it by the twelf game I couldn't even see straight which is why I lost. Hey a woman can only do so much. I think I remember belting the pong ball at my opponents head in hope that a lost eye would continue my winning streak.

Updates and other random thoughts

- I got a response for that interveiw but I am trying to make the appointment for furthur in the month so I don't take too much time off work (and the THC is out of my system), plus i figure they took 4 months to get back to me, a couple fo weeks can't kill their precious HR and company. On the other hand I could be fucking myself, but it won't be the first time.

- Only 10 days until the closing of the condo! THANK you god because if I have to watch one more baseball game or ESPN show I am going to castrate every man I see.

- My sister and safety guy are going fabulous so hopefully neither one of them will fuck it up.

- Ever feel like you have different groups of friends. I have about 4 close girlfriends in state that are constants. Two and two seems to be how it is and the weird thing is unless I am there the 4 will not meet up. They actually like each other but will not make any effort for each other. They will all call me but not each other....weird.

- Was able to have sex last night after all the gyno hoopla and can I tell you I don't know how women (who do not have kids that is) can go a week without it. Either you are a lesbian, your man is not doing it right, or you are not in tune with your body so your poor man doesn't even have a chance.

- Started looking at halloween outfits let me know which one you think is the sluttiest, because that is what halloween is all about...LOOKING like a slut and no one saying a damn thing about, even better you can win a contest! Gotta love that holiday. Now remember my legs are my best feature, I have a flat stomach but my boobs are huge, so being 5'10 and legs to my boobs looks fabulous.


I love this one because I think she looks bitchy. Below is just a sluttier version, but would have to try it on definately to not embaress myself, hehe!


I think this hot but adorable and I would be able to make my boobs look bigger with this top because of more fabric coverage.


I love the idea of the senorita and I think it is totally hot but i don't know if everyone would get it and after being drunk all night I don't know how well slurring words in spanish will go.


I love the mermaid but not sure if my tiny titties would be able to hold up the shells?


Last but not least my favortie the rag doll, but I would defiantely have to lose five pounds only because no body carries my size which is M/L and I tried on the one below and it would need 5-8 pounds gone to get into the skirt. Legs and stomach looked great just couldn't zip it up all the way.

Registries and my clit

Can I tell you how bizarre and fun creating a registry is?! I just made two registries online because everyone kept bitching that I didn’t have one. Sorry masses I am not a money grubbing gold digger only getting married for gifts, but it is nice finding things to get for our new condo. Who knew you could purchase a asparagus steamer (ok, ok I didn’t get any more retarded non-needed kitchen stuff except this) because I love ASPARUGUS. I also found adorable casual china and a lot of other stuff. It’s funny though because I still think about people spending too much. So I made it easy on people poor or rich (hmmm do I even know anyone rich, hehe) by registering at Macy’s and also Target. I think it was better that I did it online because I could picture myself going insane with products around me in the stores and registering for too much. The most expensive thing I registered for S. and I was a DYSON vacuum which I am hoping my grandmother will get it for me. I don’t think I am going to get expensive china since I am pretty sure I will NEVER use it, honestly I can only remember one time my mom used it in my childhood and that is because we mentioned how no one ever uses china anymore. Well hopefully people will get most of the shit on the registry so I can dump all the un-matching shit we have now, hehe!
ON the condo front our closing is on September 28 so it is coming up quickly and I am excited. It will be so nice to be out of a house full of testicles and cocks (except S. of course). I am trying to save as much as possible which is going pretty good and everyone would be proud of me…I turned down going out last night and even some pot. Pot just makes me fucking eat all day and night; booze doesn’t make me eat but makes me spend more. FUCK how wonderful drugs and alcohol are, hehe!
Hmm do you think anyone would notice if I brought my clit massager into work and took a long break, all of a sudden I feel extremely horny……(total random thought I know)

Mortgage papers bring us closer together.

After 50 million papers and my wrist almost falling off, S. and I finally completed the mortgage application. The lady who is are mortgage officer was very informative and nice but her name is Marnie.? Marnie, what kind of name is that? Is that a mixture between irish and shit talk? Oh well besides that the application is done and 350 dollars was given for the assesment. Its so funny how many fee's start coming up and even more funny is how S. is starting to sound more and more like his and my father. How all these fee's are just another way for the government to strong arm us, etc. Uhhhhh did my father come and morph into your body because if he did I need to puke since i have been having sex with my dad!

Condo and a computer

Holy shit it has been a great couple of busy and great days. First off my new whiz bangy computer came in, WHOOOO Hooo, but it is having issues connecting to public wi-fi so I will spend today’s lunch hour at Panera and on the phone trying to figure it out.
On the relationship front S. and I are buying a condo together! I know its fucking crazy huh? I was going to do it myself but then he gave me the whole “us” and “we” speech and I broke down. I need to start letting myself become more vulnerable and open up. Guess you can’t gain anything unless you try huh? I will hopefully post pics when we are in and settled. I have to fax some shit to the mortgage company so I have to jet but once this craziness is settled I will report on the dynamic of a large Irish catholic family with 4 daughters….hmmmmm scary for m
y father isn’t it.