So tired...

The last couple of weeks have been kind of crazy but this last couple of days in particular. I am working all week like normal but went to a sex toy party on monday. First off I have been to many of them and second, alot of the products I have already bought or used over the years. I have always been up for crazy and some kinky. From furry hand cuffs to vibrators, and games, etc. I love going to these parties because there are always two types of women there.

A: the crazy outgoing sexually expressive drinkers

B: the more quiet prude unsure girls

I am part of group A but love to people watch and talk to group B. Some of the women are down right petrefied, some are curious and others just got dragged by a friend and look like they want to kill themselves via a dildo to the head. The best are the younger girls who obviously have never masturbated or would never admit to it.

To this I try to get them talking about why it is soooo important to do this. Without practice and exploration there is no way to direct the man as to where to go and what to do. Don't get me wrong when you start a hot steamy relationship you get wet just by the guy touching you but over time and the ultimate need to achieve the G-Spot orgasm this needs to be done and alot.

I hate that women are raised to think this is dirty and of course are wonderful double standard of the virgin and the whore, but seriously sex is supposed to be the ultimate sex game and to win the game it takes practice.

On a side note I took great pleasure when the host asked me some questions about her products, hehehe!

So that set up for a later night than usual but was worth it, since I got a great new toy. (Dammit need to stop spending money) I go to work as usual and then helped pick up a shift at the bar (I have been working on friday night shift at a local divey bar for the past couple of months, hence the saving and not spending), which turned out to be insane. We GOT SLAMMED, and I didn't get home till way late and then had to do more work.

I am exhausted! The only thing that I miss about my old job working as a corporate engineer is that on days I was hung over or not feeling well I could hide in my cubicle and look really busy on my computer. When in reality you were blogging, etc but nobody bothered you.

Hopefully since I dragged my ass out pretty ealry today I can make it an early day today and maybe a nap?

Note to self...

Some of the following are things I need to remember for future reference!

1. Calling an old Italian lady a "pit bull" even as a compliment...will never be taken as a compliment.


2. Doing no exercise does contribute to my ass getting fat.

3. Heels working behind the bar is just fucking retarded.

4. Smoking pot (no matter how long it has been) will make you want to eat and contribute to number 2.

5. Husband does not like when I vomit from to much drinking then come in and try to make out with him and have sex...well when he is sober at least.


6. Using quarters to buy wine or liquor only makes you look like a drunk.

On another note I am so excited to finally talk to a friend and so excited she has moved to the northeast! She is going to rock out (even though she doesn't see it yet!)