Sunday, March 27, 2011

Vegas + Work = Crap

So I am going to Vegas for a week for work....now before you get all excited please remember two things.

1. It is for work so we will be in conference rooms all day and night
2. I am pregnant..

So this trip is going to suck balls and basically I cannot do anything sinful in Sin city and will have a 3 hour jet lag.

Sorry to be a pain and so whiney but to go to Vegas under these circumstances is just plain cruel. I have gone before for a bachelorette party and that is how you do Vegas.

Friday, March 18, 2011

My review..

The dreaded annual review at work. The only good thing is my numbers rocked this year and I was lucky to have my old boss (he was recently laid off, I survived thank god) and he wrote me the most amazing review. I seriously wanted to cry and cannot believe he is gone. He hired me and seriously was the best BOSS ever. Nobody ever had a bad word to say about this guy EVER!

I have been seriously spoiled with bosses since I have had "big girl" jobs from graduate school so it is no surprise I am getting what I deserve now. My new boss is the epitome of DOUCHE BAG! Micromanaging, negative, crazy, ocd asshole. I literally was like " I might half to quit" even in this economy and a new house. Well then I found out I was carrying the spawn of my husband and can't do much. I need the paid time off after I have the kid and also money saved for daycare. So I will have to swallow my pride and deal with this crackpot till the end of the year. Plus, pregnant stripper is never hot, LOL.

I guess I should look at the postive I am sure there will be GREAT stories for my blog.

As for being preggo here are my stats

Weight: gained one pound but that is do to cupcakes and candy than the baby
Boobs: GETTING MASSIVE and I am loving it

Feeling good though :-)

Monday, March 14, 2011

Bummed out and...

Today I am bummed...work has me bummed. See I work in pharmaceutical sales and this last year I have worked really hard to try and get to the top of the pack. Well every year at the end the company sends the top eight people to Haiwaii and lavish them with gifts and respect...guess where I landed.

NUMBER 9!!!!!

Yup you heard it right this loser landed right outside the pack. No glory no trips and because I am knocked up no wine to drown my misery. I am totally a drown my sorrows kind of girl but can't so I am officially bummed.

That is all for tonight

Saturday, March 12, 2011

seriously jealous...

So I am super excited to be preggo and besides the awful morning sickness I feel ready for this part of my life but today is the first time I feel jealous.

We all know from this blog I work very hard but I also play hard. I have always been a partier and love a good time and a good drink. So far I have been ok with forgoing the wine and my smokes (quit cold turnkey) but today is the annual Saint Patty's day parade and every year we have a tradition to go early and it is the only day I actually drink really early like 9am early. We do kegs and eggs...and the day usually becomes a big tailgating, bar hopping, crazy fun day. Well obviously I don't drink while preggo but the hubster still went and I am home with my thumb up my ass, since most of my friends are going as well. My mother is coming over later and I already went and ran some errands, but damn I wish I had a green tounge, and crazy people around me shouting and being nuts when the parade goes by.

I am sure this wont be the last time I am feeling the sting of jealousy but for today it is the first and I am going to try to not stew in it!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

HOLY SHIT

So.....guess what? You will never guess!? I am KNOCKED THE FUCK UP! I am carrying S's spawn and excited. It was definately planned so no crying for this girl like some of my poor friends (aka negative nelly had an IUD and never really wanted kids but poof she has a 8 month old, LOL).

The only thing that sucked was I found out two days before our mexican vacation so no effing margaritas or ciggerettes for me. I have completely quit and gone cold turkey. As for morning sickness I am the queen of it to the point that I was hopitalized, yeah you heard me. They had to tranquilze me like a horse. At one point the nurse asked my husband if I was a drug seeker because nothing was working. He laughed and said "uh does wine count?" Thank god that only last for 10 days and I am back to my normal self. Good thing about the experince is I lost like 7 pounds bad part besides the almost cracking of a rib from dry heaving..my skin totally broke out from only having one shower over ten days due to being in and out of drug induced coma.

The spawn is fine and so am I so this blog will become a blog about pregnancy for the next ten months and me dealing with all the craziness and also the jealousy I will feel for not enjoying my vices.

TODAY: 8 weeks and 1 day
WEIGHT: 152 lbs (love it)
PANTS: still fit
BOOBS: getting bigger by the minute (I love the free upgrade)

Well I will be back to update on the spawn very soon..