1. Calling an old Italian lady a "pit bull" even as a compliment...will never be taken as a compliment.
2. Doing no exercise does contribute to my ass getting fat.
3. Heels working behind the bar is just fucking retarded.
4. Smoking pot (no matter how long it has been) will make you want to eat and contribute to number 2.
5. Husband does not like when I vomit from to much drinking then come in and try to make out with him and have sex...well when he is sober at least.
6. Using quarters to buy wine or liquor only makes you look like a drunk.
On another note I am so excited to finally talk to a friend and so excited she has moved to the northeast! She is going to rock out (even though she doesn't see it yet!)
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btw, the picture of that dog scares the hell out of me...
almost didn't read the entire post cuz it looks so crazy!
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