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(P.S. this is not my foot aka I shave my legs but the swelling and blackness are dead on. My foot is like a big balck fucking sausage!)
Can you believe it! I was so embarressed! There I am at this posh party starting to walk down the stairs as I tell the group of 15 in front of me "Hey everyone I would love to PLAAYYYYAHHHHH! I swear I fell in slow motion. The dog, steps and wine all came crashing together and as I fell forward all I could think was "SAVE THE WINE!" Not save the dog, or save me but rather the really great tasting red wine I had in my hand. So I broke my foot but the dog and wine was ok (I didn't spill a drop which everyone gave me a round of applause for, hehe).
On a side note percocets with wine are the best combo ever at night!
2 comments:
oh jesus....I thought your post was gonna be all cute and happy until i got to the bottom and saw the picture of your foot. Ouch!! Keep icing it, I hope it gets better in time for the weekend
Alison, thanks sorry for the bad punhc line, hehe...although my friends have been laughing about me saving the wine before myself!
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