Friday, December 7, 2007

Porn tapes, jobs, and happy hour, OH MY!

So apparently it is true that when one door closes (or gets slammed in your face leaving you bleeding all over your self with your teeth in hand) than another opens. I got an email from a friend of a friend who works for another company and might have openings. We are possibly getting together for coffee on Thursday to discuss my goals, etc.

Hmmm must dress very sexy (not slutty) for this middle aged guy in power. Have to make him want me and than dazzle him with my brains. YES I am getting desperate and will resort to using my long legs to get in the door….so shoot me.

On other fronts I am going for a happy hour today….I need to drink (honestly I am not an alcoholic). I find myself getting jealous of S. because his schedule is so lax and he can pretty much stay out as late as he can while I am stuck home because I am still trying to go to the gym in the morning before I have to be at the office at 8am. So he went out with some of our friends to the strip club and I stayed home, did laundry and watched TV. Although after a couple of glasses of wine I started to think of something sexy and creative to do for S.

Then it dawned on me……I will videotape me masturbating for his little stash of porn and slip it in. Can I tell you that I give mad props to people in the porn industry now? It was difficult to set up camera, lighting, sound, music, clothing (lack of clothing) and watch everything you do so you appear sexy. Well the first take came out ok, but not good enough so I made the second one and liked it a lot better. I just need to pick up a DVD recordable CD than slip it in his collection so one day when I am not around, BAM he will get a great video of his fiancĂ©, dancing around, touching herself and using a vibrator….I know its not a gang bang but hey I can only do so much alone, hehehe.

P.S. on another note I emailed R&D boy to go to the happy hour and he is going. Little crushes are nice to have. Sometimes I just fantasize about what it would be like to fuck him. God I love tall, cute, geeky guys.

4 comments:

Kim & Dic said...

wow, you know your stuff, maybe you could open up your very own porn video company

Quarterlifegirl said...

Haha, would have except for the shame that would come along if one of my relatives purchased a copy, hehe!

Valley Girl said...

You naughty girl, you!!!!!!!!!!!! What a fantastic idea!!! I wouldn't have the guts to do it! Let me know how it goes when he sees it!!!!!!!

glamour girly said...

wow, that is a great idea, hope it works well!