Friday, January 21, 2011

Hangover..

Honestly getting old is not helping my social life. Or maybe it was not eating dinner then consuming 6 glasses of wine, a beer and two shots. Ahhhh then I woke up with a nasty hangover and couldn't eat anything all day.

I was the epitome of sloth today and thank god I had a snow day from work. I don't know what type of work I would have accomplished today. I think the only thing I would have maybe accomplished was to not puke on myself. Couldn't promise to not vomit on others but...

I finally after a three hour nap felt a little better and actually kept some food down, and I am actually going to stay in tonight on a friday. I am getting so fucking old. On a better note I am watching one of my favorite shows ever! Sparticuz on starz. The first season was amazing, and this is the second year and it is so visceral, violent and crazy. The gladiators are so gorgeous...its just raw testosterone and it is HOT.

Something about Roman times. You wouldn't know this but I was the student who studies Latin in highschool. I kind of wished I had kept up with it. I can't translate like I used to but I still love the history of the ancient times. It is insane to think how people survived with all of the craziness and absolutely no technology. There was no law and just sex.

Well back to recooperating and watching sexy roman men kill each other...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

SNOW DAY

Another snow day here in New England. It was not so much snow as ice. As for me I need to accomplish the following things.

1. Admin work for work
2. Clean car out for ride along with Boss
3. More admin work
4. Actually cook dinner (I am a complete domestic failure but try)
5. Get some sexy time in
6. Watch a movie
7. Try to not gain anymore weight

I think 5 and 6 are a given...the rest???

Monday, January 17, 2011

Monday how I loath you

Monday....possibly the worst day ever. Why can I not be independently weathly! Ahhh to dream. On another note I basically am trying to get knocked up. I know crazy huh but basically everything is in line. I am married, good job, just bought a 4 bedroom gorgeous house in an adorable neighborhood and now I just need a baby.

This is the thing I honestly assumed it would just happen considering I come from a crazy, breeding, irish catholic family. Seriously I have something crazy like 40 immediate cousins and my parents had 4 with my little sister was the last one and my mom was 40! So I kind of assumed that as soon as I stopped birth control it would just happen. Well so far it has been over 6 months and nothing. I am regular and apparently ovualting and having tons of sex but nothing.

How did it go from being a teenager thinking that if any penis came close enough it would equal 9 months of misery to wanting it and nothing?

Oh well at least bumping uglies is the work it takes!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

So productive

I felt very domestic this weekend! I was extremely hung over yesterday so I thought...Hey why not clean the house top to bottom as you are not trying to puke on yourself and bash your head in from all the pain.

I literally cleaned the kitchen, dining room, floors, did laundry, bathrooms. You name it I cleaned it. See I have to jump on the cleaning train when it comes through since it doesn't show all the time. So I not only felt great about a clean abode (including the toilets that I had occupied the night before in a drunken stupor) but my hangover slowely dissapated.

Who says hangovers can ruin a day :-)

On another note I am not hungover today but feel fucking lazy as shit. I don't even want to take a shower. Bad sign I know....

Friday, January 14, 2011

Thank god it is Friday...

I usually don't say this but I am so happy it is Friday. Work hasn't been so crazy except for my coworkers. I do not know what is in the water but sometimes I think I need to drink it so I can become nuts as well. This weekend looks like it is going to be fun. AND WHEN I SAY FUN I MEAN LOTS OF WINE.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Work..

I love my job...honestly I do, but like most jobs there are things that annoy the piss out of me. I work closely with two partenrs and normally they are great but sometimes I want to strangle them. It is funny because as friends I get along great and most times as coworkers but sometimes I just want to rip out there hair and give them a good kick in the face. Sorry....and thanks for the vent.

Needs to stop..

pushing the snooze button. Seriously I think it has some crazy hold on me....

Monday, January 10, 2011

Holy old....

So again I have no excuse for my complete laziness on this blog. Yes life is crazy but so is everyones.

Honestly the big issue over the last couple of years is that I work form home now. You may be wondering "Working from home that must be fabulous?" It is but the main issue is that my husband does not and has never known about this blog. Considering it started due to our breakup and what I felt was a break down, I prefer to keep him out of my blog.

So with alot of changes going on (most of them good :-) we have really only had the shared computer and I can not risk him seeing it in the history, etc. So with that being said I am going to bring you up to pace.

I am one year away from 30! What the hell! Can I tell you that the gray hair and the wrinkles are starting. It is so crazy. I literally look into the mirror and am like..."Who is that old hag?"

As for turning old, at the same token J and I have bought our dream house so we have moved from the one bedroom condo to a four bedroom with two and a half bathroom house on a culdesac in an adorable neighborhood. Perfect for having babies in. Yes I said it! Babies! I will brouch that subject at a furthur date. We have been waiting to find a good tenant for the condo and are going to tighten our belts to keep this great house and the condo.

Luckily I won a 4 day luxury vacation in Rivera Maya in Februaury for being such a great sales person (eyes roll) but however I won it, it couldn't be more perfect timing. We had saved over twenty five thousand dollars over the last year and it was so nice to have that coushin, but it wasn't really a cusion but a goal. Not all of it is gone but most of it and we have a 30 year huge mortgage to show in a new construction gorgeous house. Scary but great at the same time. So after years of partying (god I love to party) and good times it is time to settle. And when I say settle I mean going back to cheap liquor and house parties.