I am about a half an hour away from teaching a class. Yes, QLCG was hired to teach Intro to Biology to college kids. How might you ask? Shit if I know? I am pretty convincing in interveiws but deep down I sometimes laugh and think "HA you retards think I am smart enough to do this, HA!"
Granted I did go through alot of school for sciences (hence why I am an alcoholic) but seriously I wonder why anyone would trust me? I don't even trust myself. I am a self proclaimed bullshit artist. I make people believe shit I don't even believe and not to toot my own horn but I am good at it.
Hopefully these non-science majors will not have bullshit radar since I am pretty sure most college kids have a little of the gift as well.
Wish me luck!
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Good Luck!! I wish you all the best!
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HAHA ...this is amazing , and yes i do hope the kiddies smell your bullshit...tell them to have some vodka first before class..and to bring enough to share
Sipwine: thanks for the link, off to watch movies I shouldn't!
NYC: Hehe, sometimes I think our sarcasim is exactly the same dose: OVer the top and I love it!
good luck!
my favorite motto is "fake it till you make it!"
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